Friday, March 13, 2015

#2 The Triangle of Wonder

First let me say, math was never my strong suit. Yeah i am good with numbers, but up to the point you put fucking letters in there. *side note: I'm the girl who uses every word in the dictionary so sorry not sorry* Anyway!

This blog will not be about math, because if that were so I would shoot myself in the foot. Plus, don't remind me that I have a math midterm next week.

Today we are talking about love triangles. I don't even think I should use the word "love" it should "holy crap pick one girl at a time triangle". Its sad to say I'm in this so called triangle. I can't help it. Okay let me explain.

The whole master mind of the triangle is Aladdin. Aladdin loves to flirt with every female that can sing, act or has sexual attractions to. (Let's be honest, guys you are attracted to any female you can lay a hand on).

But wait... There's more! You might be saying Tink he is not all that great! Well I'm sorry that I can't help it. He is charming, caring, funny, and attractive.

The other side to this triangle is Belle. Yep you guessed it MY BEST FRIEND. Now you can see where the problem lies.

So there is Aladdin, Belle and myself.

Belle and Aladdin have chemistry. They have a stage kiss in the current play. Flirt like usual and talk almost everyday.

My situation is different. I have no stage kiss, but we flirt like no other. He always sits with me where ever I am. Texts me everyday. Flirts a storm. Plus, he always gets so close to my face where only a single piece of paper is between are lips.... Now you see where my feelings are.

The only thing I can say is...

WHAT THE FUCK ALADDIN!

The moral to this sad but true story is this: DON'T FLIRT WITH TWO GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME! It really doesn't help that were best friends also.

Belle and I are still close as can be. No street rat can come between us, because we are always One Jump Ahead!

Well time to do some laundry and start packing for vacation. I will update you more on that later!

Have a magical day!
-Tink

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